Brad Pitt's Real Name Is William

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If this is the good life, I aint looking to live it.

How have I gotten myself into a hole this deep?
I dont fucking want this. I cant handle this.

Lifes a fucked up circle where hate becomes a desire for love, which in turn leads to frustration, which causes more hate.
I never wanted the hate in the first place.

I seem to have spent my whole life managing not to make mistakes. I had never made one. Not up until D-day.
Maybe thats why I was so fucking stupid.
HOW CAN YOU LEARN FROM MISTAKES IF YOU'VE NEVER MADE ANY?

I wish I'd have fucking known that there was no way back.

You were the biggest mistake. And I am the unforgivable.

Has anyone ever been in a position where they are unforgivable?
I would like to know what they did.
I dont know what to do anymore.
I've tried. And I'm tired of failing.
STOP

Ive realised what blogs are for now. They work in the same way as a photograph. You take a picture and then you've captured a memory.
The same for a blog. Cept you dont capture a memory, you capture a mood, or an emotion.

Can you guess what emotion that was up there?
It was depression.
It comes in waves now, and I was lucky enough to capture it while it was still there.

I'm happy now though, because it only comes in waves and usually ends after a little bit.
And that didn't happen by magic.

Thankyou.



I'm hungry........

The person who voiced Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots.

Bit of a change to the usual depressing Cleon Clarke blog, because this time Im just gonna list song lyrics that 1. Make me wee a little, and 2. Are just plain genius.
Just something different for all those readers out there. (A massive 0 people read the last 3 blogs :))

1. Riverside - Sidney Samson

For some reason the original version of this song wasn't good enough for the charts, so theyve re-done it, with a pointless rap in the middle :/

"Me plus you, that equals better equations
We must do, subtraction of your clothes"

I swear down this is just a really really old chat up line.
Makes me laugh though, cuz it makes me cringe.

"Nuff bout me, what's up wit you
1 plus 1, it equal two"

WTF?! Rule number one when talking to a girl: If everything is going well, start quoting mathematic equations. Trust me they fucking love it!

2. Gay Bar - Electric Six

Now every lyric in this song is fucking briliiant, but one just stands out as pure genius.

"I've got something to put in you"

And then repeat about 4 or 5 times.
I dont need to describe why this is funny tbf.

3. I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Chiefs

I must have listened to this song a thousand times before I realised what it said.

"Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom"

I know its about a riot, but I still dont truly understand why they say this. But tbf, its only funny, cuz I never realised they said this!

4. B.O.B - Outkast

Love this song, and if youve ever wondered what B.O.B stood for, now you know.

"Bombs Over Baghdad"

Awesome, cuz theyre getting kids to sing this!

5. She Has A Girlfriend Now - Reel Big Fish

Now I'm sure there are hundreds of brilliant Reel Big Fish lyrics out there, but this one stands out for me :)

"I never thought it would end like this,
Just because I've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs,
I'll wear a bra,
I'll even cut my penis off for you!"

You see this is funny, because I know some people that would probably do this, if theyre girlfriends turned lesbian!
And as Ben Coltman would say "Get your Hatchett out!"
;)

Beware. The Daleks Are Coming.

Theres always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Maybe true, but by "tunnel" it implies its horizontal.
I wish. It seems pretty fucking vertical if you ask me.
A hole. With slippery walls that if you try climbing, you just fall back down.
The light is a carrot on a stick. There to make you try harder and harder to reach it. But you wont.
The light is hope. And as we all know, there is always hope.
Only because we so fucking blinded by the light.

Were so blind we cant see that hope is exactly the same as religion.
A fucking fairy tale made to make us happy.
There to stop us from realising how everyone is fucked.
People seem to turn their backs on reality and delve into their imagination. Because its so much nicer.

Its a place where everyone can be happy,
everyone can be strong,
everyone can have fun,
everyone is perfect.
Because your imagination is perfect.

But the only thing perfect in this world is yourself.
You are the perfect human being.

Which in turn means that everyone else is imperfect.

I cant wait to get the fuck out of here, and go into my imagination.
Its so much nicer.