Am I the only one?

Am I the only one, that when they hear kids talking about pokemon, has to suddenly resist the urge to give them advice?

Or that whenever I remember something really stupid I did, I will shout a very long and exaggerated "Fuck" out loud?

Or that at parties, I will start to dance, but then after about 10 seconds stop, as I feel kinda weird?

Or that when I hear laughter around me, I instantly assume that it's aimed at me?

Or that I practise, out loud, asking what I'm going to order, before I get to the bar?

Or that after deciding to make a phone call, I must spend 10 minutes psyching myself up?

Or that when I'm out and about, and I see a hot girl, I will look at her, but then as soon as she looks back, I look away quickly?

Or that whenever I text a girl, and she doesn't text back, I instantly think, "What did I do wrong?"

Or that whenever I tell a joke to friends, I must then explain the joke to friends?

Or that if my mp3 player dies when I'm out, I will still leave the headphones in, so that no one talks to me?

Or that whenever I try to say something really clever, I am ruthlessly interuppted?

Or that whenever there is a guy standing next to me at the urinal, I suddenly can't piss?

Or that whenever I'm sat at home, watching a normal film on my own, my parents will walk in on the 1 sex scene in that film?

Or that I used to simulate conversations with people in my head, but then never actually talk to them?

Or that whenever I see a hot girl at the bus stop, I will keep my distance, stare at the ground, and just look at anything in the opposite direction?

Or that whenever I lose my phone for ages, I'll find it again, and there will still be no text messages or missed calls?

Or that whenever I see something funny, I'll say LOL instead of laughing?

Or that I sit really quietly during haircuts, despite the fact that the hairdresser keeps trying to strike up a conversation?

Or that.......