"The Gospel According To Conor Clarke"

• Say fuck it.
• Waste your life on a dream. It's the only way you can get something out of it.
• Say sorry, but never mean it.
• Go hard, or go home. Things can always be cleaned up afterwards.
• Thou shalt never copy/quote good songs. Only bad ones.
• Never plan. The greatest plans are made up on the spot.
• Trust yourself, or no one else will.
• Love yourself, or no one else will.
• Regret every bad thing you've done. It builds character.
• Be a hypocrite. It's the only way to understand life.
• Fear is a waste of energy.
• If you want to slob around, at least make it look like you're doing something important.
• Be eccentric. It's the only way to unlock the real you.
• Get naked. It's fun.
• If in doubt, sleep.
• Only care about people that are within a 30 minutes drive from you. Otherwise there's no point.
• Be a pretentious areshole. And then admit it afterwards.
• Be really nice to the people that hate you. It fucks them up.
• Breathe fire.
• The best anti-depressant drug on the market is fresh air. Use it.
• Be louder than the person sat next to you.
• Don't say "I don't care" if you do care. Say "I do care" instead.
• Don't bother looking at other people's point of view. You're most likely to be right.
• Don't be me.