Template

[Topic]

[Insert something witty about topic to get people interested]

[Relate to them by saying about something so blindingly obvious in their lives that they never think about it, but because I've said it, they will now think about it, as if it were new]

[Preach my own views. Sometimes as an opinion, sometimes as a fact]

[Insert something witty again, to keep people interested]
[Use meaningless quote to evoke a sense of enlightenment in the reader]