Once Upon A Cynical Time

Boy lives in a huge Kingdom.
Boy is in love with Princess of Kingdom.
Princess doesn't notice Boy.
Princess gets kidnapped by Vicious Bad Guys.
Boy chases after Vicious Bad Guys.
Boy goes on journey through a Magical Land.
Boy fights Horrible Creatures in Magical Land.
Boy fight Vicious Bad Guys.
Boy saves Princess.
Princess and Boy fall in love and get married.
Princess realises Boy is a bit of a psycho after risking his life to save someone he doesn't know.
Boy was just trying to follow his Knight in Shining Armour dream.
Boy becomes friend-zoned.
Princess files for divorce and goes and fucks Vicious Bad Guy because he is hot.
The End.